1. I hate how many times you pick your nose, each time without a pause.
2. I hate how fast you take a bath, way faster than basic math.
3. I hate it when you fart so loud, of course, I can’t be proud.
4. I hate it when you ask for a massage
5. I hate how you scratch your head, your face, your neck, when you are sooooo sleepy.
6. …and how you scratch that thing down there, it ruins your underwear.
7. I hate how lazy you can be, all you wanna do is watch TV.
8. …which reminds me how I hate to see you watch TV, with your head tilted, you look so funny.
9. I hate the way you answer back, to your mom and your dad.
10. ..and I hate how much I still treasure you, with all the things you say and do.
