You Oughta Know

as per chat's request for how many times now, I am posting the lyrics of this song by Alanis Morisette. She thinks this is the best song for me...(comments added, some lyrics revised and pun intended)

YOU OUGHTA KNOW

I want you to know, that I'm happy for you (truly, i wish you happiness, no sarcasm whatsoever...)
I wish nothing but the best for you both (...i wish the best?prang kasalan na ah)
An older version of me (younger, but way bigger)
Is she* perverted like me (*he, ehem...am i perverted?)
Would she* go down on you in a theatre (*he, have we tried this?no...going out with a man is a totally different story)
Does she* speak eloquently (*he, i know he does)
And would she* have your* baby (*you,*his, i know you will, but not so soon i hope)
I'm sure she'd* make a really excellent mother* (*he'd, father,..sana nga...)

Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no (four years, but i dont blame you)
And every time you speak her* name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died (*his, 'til we grow older and have white hair, that was all in your letter)
But you're still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away (truly a mess, but i'm beginning to pick up the pieces)
It's not fair to deny me (not fair, but again, i cant blame you)
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know (you should know and feel all of this)

You seem very well, things look peaceful (i'm happy for you)
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know (they all know it and you don't even care)
Did you forget about me Mr.* Duplicity (how can you do that? i wish i could do that too)
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced (...awwww)
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her (...................)

Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it